LAUGHING TIME

# A FRIEND WAS TELLING HIS FRIEND" Yaar ek ladki mujhe hans ke dekh rahe hai"
FRIEND " Abe dhyan se dkh ,hans ke dekh rahi hai ya dekh ke hans rahe hai"
#TOURIST-" Is fort me koi bhoot he kya ?
GUIDE-" Me yahan itne saalo se kaam kar raha hoon ,aaj tak to nehien dekha,
TOURIST-"Kitne saal hue hoonge,
GUIDE-" 300 Saal...........
#MAKHAN- Malik mai tumko kiraya dene ke liye aur 3 din ki mohlat deta hun,
SANTA- Theek hai ji, mai Diwali, Holi, or Chrismas ke din select karta hun......................
# SANTA- Tumhare ghar me barish ka panni ghus gaya hai,
BANTA-Oye kyun zhuth bolta hai Ghar ke chbi to mere paas hai.
# In a 100 meter race it was announced "1 2 3 start,
All started running except Santa.
COACH- WhY ar you waiting?
SANTA- my No. is 4................
# What is the defination of an engineer ?
Some one who solves a problem you did not you had , in a way you donot understand ...........
# Q= Why did not the Chicken Skelton cross the road?
A= BECAUSE, He did not have enough guts.
# JUDGE- Tum par cycle chori ka ilzaam sabit nahin hua hai, lihaza tumko baa-izzat bari kiya jata hai.
Chor iska matlab mai wo cycle rakh sakta hoon.
# BANTA- Teri Biwi ko to car chahiye thi , Tune use Daimond Ring kyun Di?
SANTA- Main nakli car kahan se laata.

K-E-E-P- S-M-I-L-L-I-N-G

RAJESH TRIKHA.